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School's Out For Summer!

School's out for-ever!

Okay, maybe not forever. I mean that would be a bad thing if it were out forever because I like my job and I like living in a house, and I've become accustomed to food and clothing.

So did you hear it? Did you hear the scream of excitement? That was me doing my annual "strip off all my clothes and run around naked singing the Hallelujah Chorus" ritual on the last day of school. Yeah, well no one ever said life was going to be pretty, did they?

So summer is going to be awesome. I plan to study for a few more tests, and proabably take them. We're going to buy a house. We're going to make our annual pilgramege to Disneyland. Yeah, it's all cool.

I plan to stay totally on program the entire time because I'm cool like that. I'm not going to use holidays, vacations, or being in the presence of The Great One (aka Mickey Mouse) as an excuse to stuff my face. I plan to continue to maintain or gain up to no more than 120-125 'cause I think that's where I look best. (My ass comes back around 120. It's still out right now at 114. I'm looking foward to seeing my ass again. The sharpei look is so last year.)

I also plan to keep working out every day, again...cool like that. Curves will be my morning routine. Wakes me up and sets my mood on a happy path.

The YMCA will be my afternoon chapel. I can't wait to start doing some abs with vigor. My belly looks like Zorro got drunk and had his way with me. Ab work won't take care of the roadmap of scars, but hopefully it will tighten up the skin somewhat. (See previous remark regarding the sharpei look.)

I also plan to spend a lot of time repaying my wonderful honey for all of his love and support while Hank was in residence. That darn Hank caused more trouble than he was worth while he was here. He's gone now, though, so it's all good.

What do you mean, "Who is Hank?" Read my Pancreas Page! Yeah, my pancreas has a page of its own, whadda ya wanna make of it?

I also have my 20 year high school graduation this year, which is SO strange because I'm pretty darn sure I just graduated no more than 5 years ago. Oh well, the class of '83 has always been ahead of its time. Can't wait to see everyone. I've had some previews here and there. The general consensus is most of the women have gained weight, but still look awesome, and most of the men have gained weight and lost hair. Me? I look and feel better than I ever did! (No, I don't have an ego problem. Why do you ask?)

So that's what's going on in this part of the world! How are things in yours?

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