Newsflash: Mr. America is NOT Hulk Hogan

Yes, I admit it. I watch WWE.

Shaddup!

Hey, those wrestlers are HOT! I mean come on. Just look at The Rock. Wait, I'll find a picture of him so you can really look.

Is that one fine piece of man or what? I am also told he is INCREDIBLY low in points. Yummy! I will admit, he is no Roybee, who I love more than anything, but he is one fine piece of man.

So anyhow, yes, it's true. Hogan is gone and Mr. America is NOT Hulk Hogan. There was a lie detector test yesterday and wow, was I surprised. Knock me over with a feather! I really thought maybe the lie detector was rigged, but Vince McMahon tried it and it was right on for him.

I mean it! Shaddup!

I know. I'm a dork. I mean I have two degrees and seven certifications and I watch big time wrestling and I have my livingroom painted in a color called "Something Wobbly" green from the Disney paint collection. I am an enigma of a gal.

That's okay. I like me this way. So does my honey.

Good Things This Week

1. I passed my Windows 2000 Professional Certification with flying colors. They didn't give a score, but I think if they had I would have received 100%. I felt VERY confident I got all the questions that were graded correct.
2. The weather here has been beautiful!
3. I've had a surge of stamina and have increased my exercise from 30 min a day last week to 60 min a day this week. I'm a little sore, but it feels GREAT!
4. I gained one pound this week.
5. I get to go back to work on Monday and then only two weeks before Summer vacation. How sweet is that?
6. I am reading an awesome book, "The Secret Life of Bees."
7. Roy's play was incredible this week. I am so proud of him.
8. I'm going to see "Finding Nemo" tonight. I can't wait! I love Pixar films!
9. I'm going to be in Disneyland in 27 days.
10. Tomorrow we're going to put in a tall raised bed garden to hide the neighbor's blackberry infested yard!

Happy week!